Lake Bunyonyi Should Be Compulsory On Any Ugandan Travel Itinerary

Lake Bunyonyi – photo credit: www.mgahinganationalpark.org

One of the highlights of my 21-day trip to Uganda was a two-night stay at breathtaking Lake Bunyonyi — one of the most beautiful places in the country. I hope you agree – once you have seen the photos below.

Bunyonyi, and Bwindi, were tricky places to get to, using public transport, so I used Wagatil Safaris to organise this section. Pretty was the name of my contact and she did a fantastic job of coordinating everything.

Lake Bunyonyi is the second deepest lake in Africa and was formed around 10,000 years ago when a river was dammed by lava. Its name means “lake of little birds”, and with birdsong constantly filling the air, it’s easy to see how it earned the title.

I stayed at Seeds of Hope, a basic but comfortable guesthouse on Itambira Island, one of the lake’s 29 islands. Itambira translates as “a place of healing” — a fitting description for such a peaceful setting.

Seeds of Hope is a not for profit organisation. I met one of the directors, Sally, and she told me about the amazing work they do – helping and supporting the community with a range of projects.

You can walk around the entire island in about an hour, meeting friendly locals along the way. Everyone speaks excellent English, and I spent time chatting with Derek, a local farmer, who proudly showed me his crops and explained how he produces such high-quality harvests.

On my second day, I took a boat tour with an excellent local guide, Hillary. His running commentary — covering both daily life and the lake’s extraordinary history — was fascinating.

Our first stop was Akampene, better known as Punishment Island, where until the 1940s unmarried pregnant women were abandoned and left to die unless rescued by men too poor to afford a regular bride price. A haunting reminder of past traditions.

Next, we visited Sharp’s Island (Njuyera) so named because of Len and Esther Sharp.

In 1921, shortly after the First World War, Dr Len Sharp and his wife Esther arrived in southern Uganda as Protestant missionaries. While working at Kabale Hospital, Len was deeply affected by the suffering caused by leprosy and went on to establish a pioneering treatment and rehabilitation centre across the islands of Bwama, Bushara and Njuyera. Entire villages, along with a hospital, school and church, were built, transforming thousands of lives. At its peak, 47,000 treatments were administered annually, and by 1948 Bwama was home to over 1,000 residents.

Njuyera — later known as Sharp’s Island — became the Sharps’ private retreat. Once barren, Esther transformed it into a lush tropical garden complete with fruit trees, manicured lawns and even a tennis court. Visitors described it as one of the most beautiful places in Africa.

Our next stop was Bwama Island, the former leprosy hospital. Today it is home to a church, school and community hospital. The grounds were packed with patients, supported by volunteer doctors from Slovenia who rotate on three-month placements — a moving continuation of the island’s medical legacy.

Our final stop was a lively lakeside trading hub, where locals buy and sell everything from bananas to beer. It was here that we enjoyed a delicious Rolex — Uganda’s most popular street food. No, not the watch, but a freshly cooked chapati filled with a vegetable omelette, rolled up and served hot.

Then it was time to head back to Seeds of Hope for a well-earned lakeside siesta.

Arriving at Seeds of Hope
Pretty, the lady responsible for organising the trickier part of my Ugandan trip – Bunyonyi and Bwindi – www.wagatilsafaris.com
Derek showing me around his crops
Views across the lake
Views across the lake
Bags of charcoal – used for cooking, alongside wood
The national bird of Uganda – the grey crowned crane
Rolex
My guide and boat captain – Hillary
Late evening Lake Bunyonyi
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21 Days In Breathtakingly Beautiful Uganda

Anti-clockwise route – Uganda

My 21 day itinerary for Uganda. It took many hours of planning to arrive at the final version — and for good reason. While three weeks is a reasonable amount of time to explore the country, travelling by public transport meant I needed to plan carefully in order to visit Uganda’s top destinations as efficiently as possible.

Entebbe × 1 night.

Visit: Lake Victoria.

Travel: Uber to Kampala — approx. 1 hour, 40 km / 25 miles.

Kampala × 2 nights.

Visit: Gaddafi Mosque and the UNESCO World Heritage Site, Kasubi Tombs.

Travel: Link Bus to Masindi — approx. 5 hours, 220 km / 135 miles.

Masindi × 1 night.

Travel: Private hire (car and driver) to Murchison Falls National Park — approx. 2 hours, 85 km / 53 miles.

Murchison Falls National Park × 2 nights.

Visit: Murchison Falls hike and Nile boat safari.

Travel: Private hire (car and driver) back to Masindi — approx. 2 hours, 85 km / 53 miles.

Masindi × 1 night.

Travel: Link Bus to Fort Portal — approx. 5–6 hours, 260 km / 160 miles.

Fort Portal × 3 nights.

Visit: Amabere Ga’Nyina Mwiru caves, local waterfalls, crater lakes, and Tooro Kingdom Palace.

Travel: Boda boda to Bigodi — approx. 1 hour, 40 km / 25 miles.

Bigodi × 2 nights.

Activities: Chimp trekking and Bigodi Wetland Sanctuary walk.

Travel: Boda boda back to Fort Portal — 1 hour. Link Bus to Kasese — approx. 2 hours, 75 km / 47 miles.

Kasese × 1 night.

Travel: Boda boda → shared taxi → boda boda to Katunguru — approx. 1–1.5 hours, 40 km / 25 miles.

Katunguru × 2 nights.

Visit: Kazinga Channel boat safari.

Travel: Matatu / shared taxi to Mbarara — approx. 4 hours, 120 km / 75 miles.

Mbarara × 1 night.

Travel: Matatu / shared taxi to Kabale — approx. 4 hours, 135 km / 85 miles.

Kabale × 1 night.

Travel: Private Driver & Car to Lake Bunyonyi — approx. 1 hour.

Lake Bunyonyi x 2 nights.

Bwindi x 2 nights.

Cross the border into Rwanda.

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Guereza Canopy Lodge – At One With Nature

View from the raised dining room at Guereza Canopy Lodge.

Set on the edge of Kibale Forest National Park, close to Bigodi Wetlands Sanctuary, Guereza Canopy Lodge offers a tranquil rainforest escape and makes an excellent base for chimpanzee trekking and community-based tourism experiences.

Surrounded by lush forest, birdsong, and frequent monkey sightings, this lodge delivers an authentic jungle atmosphere without sacrificing comfort.

Location – Ideal for Chimp Trekking & Bigodi Wetlands

Guereza Canopy Lodge is perfectly positioned just outside Bigodi village, only a short drive from Kanyanchu Visitor Centre, where chimpanzee trekking begins.

Its location makes it ideal for:

   •   Chimpanzee trekking in Kibale Forest National Park

   •   Bigodi Wetlands Sanctuary walk

   •   Birdwatching and primate spotting

Despite being close to key attractions, the lodge feels wonderfully remote and peaceful, hidden among dense rainforest.

Accommodation – Comfortable Forest Cottages

The lodge offers spacious, private cottages set within beautifully landscaped forest gardens.

The cottages are simple yet comfortable, providing everything needed for a relaxing stay after a day of trekking. The natural setting makes it easy to feel fully immersed in the rainforest environment.

Wildlife & Atmosphere – Forest Living at Its Best

One of the highlights of staying at Guereza Canopy Lodge is the constant presence of wildlife. Black-and-white colobus monkeys, red-tailed monkeys, and numerous bird species regularly pass through the lodge grounds.

Early mornings and evenings are especially atmospheric, with the forest coming alive with calls from birds, insects, and occasionally distant chimpanzees. The lodge feels calm, peaceful, and deeply connected to nature.

Food & Service – Warm Hospitality

Meals are freshly prepared using local ingredients, offering hearty portions that are ideal for active trekking days. Breakfast is particularly well suited for early starts, while dinner provides a relaxing end to the day.

The staff are friendly, welcoming, and helpful, assisting with transport arrangements, trekking logistics, and activity planning. Service throughout the stay feels personal and genuine.

Overall Verdict

Guereza Canopy Lodge is a fantastic forest retreat near Kibale Forest National Park, combining comfort, tranquility, and easy access to Uganda’s best chimpanzee trekking.

If your Uganda itinerary includes Kibale Forest or Bigodi Wetlands, this lodge is highly recommended as a relaxed and affordable base.

Harrier Tours

Harrier Tours is a sister company specialising in Enchanting Uganda Wildlife & Birding Safaris.

I used the company to book my Chimpanzee Trekking and my various transfers to and from the lodge.

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A Truly Memorable Afternoon With The Chimps

Not all wildlife experiences start at sunrise. Mine couldn’t, anyway. First, I had to get from my guest house, Silver Oaks, in Fort Portal, to Guereza Canopy Lodge, which is located just on the edge of Kibale forest. That meant a one-hour journey perched on the back of yet another Boda Boda. Covering a distance of approximately 24 miles.

The driver, Oman, arrived bang on time – at 8am, just as I’d polished off a fabulous breakfast — perfect timing. Travelling light helped; my medium-sized bag sat neatly on the handlebars of the bike. It was a cold morning, so I had layered up like an Arctic explorer in Uganda.

By 9am, we had arrived at the lodge after a fabulous journey through early morning Ugandan life. I checked in and, I won’t lie, felt a wave of relief at being off the bike — a quick nap seemed entirely justified.

At 1pm, Oman returned – to drive me to the chimp trekking reception office. Permits for the trek must be arranged well in advance — the bureaucracy is real, but necessary.

A large group of us (tourists) – maybe 24 people – gathered at Kanyanchu. We received our safety briefing and face masks before driving a short distance to the start of the trek.

Thankfully we split into three small groups, each with a lead guide and rear guard.

Then we stepped into the forest. Within minutes, the air thickened, the light dimmed, and civilisation vanished behind us.

This trekking isn’t a gentle woodland stroll. This is proper rainforest: dense, humid, alive.

And then we saw one of them. Just sitting there, completely oblivious to our presence. Up close and personal with a primate that shares 99% of our DNA — it’s hard to explain the mix of awe, disbelief, and tiny terror that hits you all at once.

A little further on, we stumbled upon a pair of adults grooming each other. It was intimate, mesmerising — the sort of moment that makes you forget to breathe.

Then the jungle erupted.

A sudden scream ripped through the trees. Not fear. Not panic. Pure chimpanzee drama.

Radios crackled, guides pointed, and we hurried forward. The hunt was on.

Chimpanzees. Everywhere

And then — chaos.

Branches shook. Leaves fell. Shapes launched through the canopy. Chimps appeared from nowhere, moving with speed, strength, and confidence that made us feel like awkward visitors in borrowed space.

Big males. Mothers with babies. Teenagers causing trouble. All of them watching us as much as we watched them.

One sat calmly on a branch, chewing fruit, staring straight at me with a look that clearly said:

“You paid for this, didn’t you?”

Nature’s Gymnastics Team

Chimpanzees don’t walk. They fly.

Swinging. Leaping. Launching. Dropping. Every movement was a National Geographic slow-motion highlight reel.

At one point, a juvenile sprinted across the forest floor directly in front of us — chest out, full confidence, zero fear — then vanished straight back into the trees. That safety advice about not standing underneath them suddenly made perfect sense.

That Quiet Moment

Then something strange happened.

The forest settled. The noise faded. The group fell silent.

For a moment, it wasn’t about photos, blogs, or travel plans. It was just humans standing quietly, watching one of our closest relatives live freely in the wild.

No fences. No cages. No performances. Just raw, living Africa.

Why Afternoon Treks Are Brilliant

Morning treks get all the attention, but afternoons offer something special:

   •   More relaxed chimp behaviour

   •   Feeding, grooming, and play

   •   Softer jungle light

   •   Fewer crowds

   •   Slower, calmer pacing

It feels less like an activity and more like an encounter.

Some travel moments fade. This one won’t.

Omar my Boda Boda for the 3-day trip in and around Kibale.
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Crater Lakes Tour: Fog, Boda Bodas, And Spectacular Views

Some mornings begin gently. Others begin at 5am with coffee and me in my usual travel mode – a man with a plan.

By 07:30 I was breakfasted, layered up like an Arctic explorer (three layers, Uganda – three) and ready for an 08:00 escape from Fort Portal to explore the famous Crater Lakes.

Outside the hotel, I stopped a boda boda rider who bore a striking resemblance to my guide Charles from the day before.

It was not Charles.

“My name is Patrick.” He said.

Close enough.

“How much to Lake Nkuruba?” I asked.

“15,000.” He replied.

I could sense that his English wasn’t brilliant, so I asked him to write the price down — partly for clarity, partly to avoid that awkward moment later when we suddenly disagree on what I thought we had agreed on.  He wrote: 15,000.

Excellent. A deal was struck. A journey begun.

Fog, Layers & Rural Life.

It was cold and foggy — it made me feel as though I may have accidentally woken up back in England.

The first 25 minutes of travel was smooth sailing – along nicely paved roads. Then we hit Kasiisi… and promptly left civilisation behind.

The tarmac vanished. The road became dirt. At least it was dry dirt. A chunk of which I found in my ears when I showered later! 

For the next 15 bone-rattling minutes we bumped past villages, children, farmers, goats, chickens and the full morning theatre of rural Ugandan life. Beautiful, chaotic, and deeply authentic. I shook my head in disbelief, at this incredible scenario, on more than one occasion.

Eventually we arrived at Enfuzi Community Camp, the gateway to Lake Nkuruba.

I paid Patrick the agreed 15,000 plus a 5,000 tip. Reading his body language, I got the impression that he was keen to take me back to Fort Portal.

“Shall I wait”, he asked?

I had a better plan. Having clocked 20,000 steps yesterday, I didn’t need to do anymore.

I agreed that he could wait, then take me to the Top of the World (TOTW), then back to Fort Portal.

He nodded, Ithink he understood.

Which I guess in Uganda is basically a legally binding contract.

Monkeys, Lakes & Accidental Hiking Partners.

Then along came Richard, a local legend who explained the walking routes to the lake and onward journey (with the motor bike) to the Top of the World.

I asked him to translate everything to Patrick. They had a long, animated discussion in their local language, during which Patrick decided he quite fancied joining me for the walk – according to Richard.

Excellent.

I now had a driver, a translator, and an unexpected hiking companion.

I paid Richard the 10,000 shillings entrance fee, and Patrick and I set off.

Within minutes we were joined by monkeys, who observed us with that familiar expression of mild disdain and possible criminal intent.

The walk down to Lake Nkuruba was magical — forest paths, birdsong, filtered sunlight and then suddenly…

Boom.

The lake.

Perfectly still. Emerald green. Encircled by steep crater walls. One of those moments where your brain just shuts up for a while and lets your eyes do the talking.

Stunning doesn’t quite cut it.

Coffee, Bananas & Vertical Suffering.

We then wandered through forest trails before returning to the camp and setting off towards Top of the World.

This involved passing through banana plantations, coffee plantations, and a road that can only be described as optimistically navigable.

Then came the hill.

A brutal, steep, soul-testing uphill slog that made me question all my life choices — particularly the extra helping of breakfast.

But eventually…

Top of the World (And Honestly, Not an Exaggeration).

We reached the Top of the World.

And wow!!

The view across Lake Nyinambuga was utterly breathtaking. The water shimmered below, dotted with tiny fishing boats, framed by endless hills and sky. In the distance I could just about see Lake Nyabikere.

I stood there for a long time, silently absorbing the panorama, knowing full well that moments like this are exactly why I travel.

Some places don’t just impress you — they recalibrate your expectations forever.

This was one of them.

A Perfectly Timed Return

Eventually, I suggested to Patrick that we return to Fort Portal.

Miraculously, everything worked like clockwork.

We rolled back into town at exactly 11:00am.

I paid Patrick the remaining balance (plus a tip). He appeared delighted. I was delighted as well. The boda gods were satisfied.

Final Verdict:

Cold fog, questionable roads, monkeys, crater lakes, epic viewpoints, accidental friendships and perfect timing.

What an adventure.

And it was only lunchtime.

Black and White Colobus Monkey.
Lake Nkuruba.
Lake Nyinambuga.
Lake Nyinambuga.
My Boda Boda driver – Patrick.
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Amabere Caves, Nyakasura Waterfall And A Stunning Lake Vista

Another day, another Boda Boda.

I stepped out of Silver Oaks Hotel, in Fort Portal, early morning, in search of a Boda Boda to help me embark on today’s adventure.

A potential driver soon stopped, they always do, and asked me where I wanted to go. I explained my destination and asked him his name. “Charles.” He said. I introduced myself and enquired about the price, which we agreed on and set off.

Why Is Fort Portal Called Fort Portal?

Fort Portal gets its name from a British fort built here in 1890, named after Sir Gerald Portal, a colonial commissioner sent to tidy up political chaos and quietly claim Uganda for the British Empire.

He didn’t stay long, the fort itself is long gone, but his surname clung on like a stubborn travel souvenir — and so the town became Fort Portal, literally Portal’s Fort. A fleeting colonial visit, a permanent name, and one extremely scenic legacy.

Fort Portal was officially renamed Fort Portal City in 2020, when it was granted city status — making it one of Uganda’s newest cities.

Amabere Caves and nearby waterfall.

Charles dropped me off at the ticket office. I paid the agreed 10,000 shillings plus a 2,000 tip.

The entrance fee – 50,400 shillings – was slightly more than expected, but I was here now, so best to pay my dues.

The walk started off far from gentle — my allocated guide (James) sped off ahead of me like an impala on speed.

The scenery: lush greenery, birds doing their thing, and the distant sound of water that makes you feel like you’re truly in nature. Then you arrive at the caves and the geology lesson begins.

Stalactites drip from the ceiling, stalagmites rise from the floor, and the guide explains the local legends behind the formations, involving kings, daughters, betrayal, and body parts. It’s dramatic. It’s tragic. It’s definitely not something they covered in GCSE geography.

Cool air flows through the cave, water trickles around your feet, and sunlight sneaks in through cracks above, creating that perfect “yes, I definitely meant to come here” moment. I stood there quietly for a minute, pretending I understood the science while secretly just enjoying not melting in the Ugandan heat.

Nyakasura Waterfall.

From the caves, it’s a short walk to Nyakasura Waterfall, which announces itself long before you see it. You hear it first — that low, constant roar that says, I exist and I am fabulous.

The path winds through thick forest, and then suddenly the trees part and there it is — water tumbling dramatically down black rock, mist floating in the air, everything looking suspiciously like a shampoo commercial.

It’s one of those places that instantly slows you down. No rush. No phone. Just standing there, watching water crash endlessly into a pool, wondering how something can be so relentless yet so calming.

Lake Kyegere Viewpoint.

Then came the climb. Nothing terrifying — just enough uphill to remind me that I am not, in fact, 21 anymore.

And at the top…

Lake Kyegere stretched out below like a painting. Rolling hills. Patchwork farmland. Soft blues and greens merging into the horizon. The kind of view that forces silence upon even the most committed chatterbox.

I stood there for a while, letting the breeze cool me down, thinking about how absurdly lucky I am to be standing on a hillside in western Uganda, staring at a lake I couldn’t pronounce two weeks ago.

This is the kind of moment that makes long bus rides, bad WiFi, dodgy showers, and mystery meals completely worth it.

Final Thoughts

Amabere Caves, Nyakasura Waterfall, and the Lake Kyegere viewpoint aren’t just places — they’re an experience. A gentle adventure. A reminder that sometimes the best days aren’t planned to the minute — they just unfold.

And if you ever find yourself in Fort Portal with half a day to spare, a decent pair of shoes, and a mild sense of curiosity… trust me. Go.

Your legs may complain.

Your camera roll will overflow.

And your brain will quietly say: More of this, please.

The icing on the cake was a free lift back to Fort Portal, courtesy of my guide James.

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Sambiya River Lodge – Where The Nile Whispers And Wildlife Wanders

The thatched cottages set in the beautiful gardens at Sambiya River Lodge.

If you’re looking for a safari lodge that balances comfort, atmosphere, location, and value, then Sambiya River Lodge is one of the standout mid-range options inside Murchison Falls National Park.

Set just 15–20 minutes from the Top of the Falls, Sambiya occupies a beautifully secluded spot overlooking the Sambiya River valley, where birds, primates, and the occasional elephant provide a front-row seat to wild Africa. The open-fronted main lodge offers sweeping views across forest, river, and floodplain — ideal for sunset drinks, wildlife watching, and that quiet moment when Africa gently resets your soul. 

Accommodation – Rustic Comfort, Safari Style

The lodge features 26 thatched cottages, each offering:

En-suite bathrooms Indoor & outdoor showers Private verandas Solar lighting & hot water

For travellers on tighter budgets, traditional bandas (simple safari huts) are also available, allowing guests to enjoy the lodge’s atmosphere at a lower cost — without sacrificing location or experience. 

Facilities – Relaxed Luxury in the Wild

Despite its remote setting, Sambiya offers all the comforts needed after a dusty game drive:

Swimming pool, Open-air restaurant & bar, and Campfire.

Evenings here are particularly special — sitting under the stars, listening to hippos grunting in the distance while night sounds ripple through the forest. 

Location – A Perfect Base for Exploring Murchison Falls

One of Sambiya’s greatest strengths is its strategic location. Being so close to the Top of the Falls means:

Less time in vehicles Earlier arrival at viewpoints Easier access to game drives and boat cruises

It’s also ideally placed for:

Game drives on the north and south banks Nile boat safaris Nature walks Birdwatching (over 450 species recorded in the park) Chimp trekking in nearby Budongo Forest 

Why Stay Here?

Sambiya River Lodge hits that rare sweet spot — comfortable without being corporate, atmospheric without being rustic, and adventurous without being exhausting. It’s perfect for independent travellers, photographers, couples, families, and anyone who wants a true safari lodge experience without luxury price tags.

In short:

Wild setting. Excellent location. Honest safari charm.

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Murchison Falls, The Nile Unleashed

Welcome to Murchison Falls – Uganda.

Set inside Murchison Falls National Park, Uganda’s largest and oldest national park, the falls mark the point where the Victoria Nile begins its long journey north toward Sudan and eventually Egypt. The Nile being the longest river in the world.

I finally made it to Murchison Falls, and wow — it’s one of those places that completely lives up to the hype. The Nile here isn’t just a river; it’s raw, unstoppable power. It’s forced through a narrow 7-metre gap in solid rock, plunging 43 metres below in a thunderous roar that shakes the air and leaves a fine mist hanging everywhere. Standing at the top, you feel both tiny and completely alive. The view from above is breathtaking — the river roaring through the gorge, surrounded by the vast park, feels like standing at the edge of the world.

Fun/Mind Blowing Facts.

The Nile travels 6,650 km and Murchison Falls is the most violent section.

At peak flow, one Olympic swimming pool of water passes every 3 seconds.

Ernest Hemingway survived two plane crashes nearby in 1954.

The Nile has two sources: the Blue Nile – Lake Tana in Ethiopia and the White Nile – Lake Victoria (border of Uganda, Tanzania, and Kenya).

After soaking in the view from above, I took the boat trip to see the falls from a completely different angle. The river starts gently, winding through papyrus swamps and open savannah, but the wildlife is already in full swing. Hippos bubble lazily at the surface, crocodiles lounge on sandbanks, and elephants occasionally wander down to drink. Birds of every color dart overhead, and I kept my camera ready for every surprise moment.

As we neared the base of the falls, the river grew louder and more impatient. Then, suddenly, the force of the flow started rocking the boat with an enormous force, and I couldn’t stop grinning at the sheer energy of it all. There’s a perfect balance of calm and chaos — the river is serene one minute, explosive the next.

Between the dramatic gorge, the wildlife along the Nile, and the sheer spectacle of the falls, it was an experience I’ll never forget. Murchison Falls isn’t just a destination — it’s an unforgettable collision of nature, adventure, and awe.

Hipos along the Nile.
Nile crocodile.
Nile crocodile.
The elephant with one tusk.
Herd of elephants along the Nile.
Sunset at Sambiya Lodge.
Leaving the National Park with my guide and driver – Moses.

The Sir Samuel And Lady Florence Story

Sir Samuel White Baker, (8 June 1821 – 30 December 1893) was a British explorer, officer, engineer and writer.

Lady Florence Baker was his second wife.

He had saved her, from a slave market in Central Europe and instead of staying at home, she insisted in joining her husband on his exploits in Africa.

Sir Samuel Baker served as the Governor-General of the Equatorial Nile Basin (today’s South Sudan and Northern Uganda) from 1869 until 1873, which he established as the Province of Equatoria.

He is mostly remembered as the first European to view Lake Albert which he named after the recently deceased Prince Albert, consort of Queen Victoria. Sir Samuel White Baker is also remembered for his efforts to abolish the slave trade.

In March 1864 Sir Samuel Baker and Lady Florence Baker approached the mouth of the Victoria Nile in two long dug-out canoes propelled by local oarsmen. It had taken them 12 days to make the journey along the shoreline of Lake Albert. Sam writes “The chief of Magungo assured me that the broad channel of dead water at my feet was positively the brawling river that I had crossed below the Karuma Falls. The guide and locals laughed at my unbelief, and declared that it was dead water for a considerable distance from the junction with the lake, but that a great waterfall rushed down from a mountain, and that beyond that fall the river was merely a succession of cataracts throughout the entire distance of about six days’ march to the Karuma Falls.

I had promised Speke that I would explore most thoroughly the doubtful portion of the river that he had been forced to neglect from Karuma Falls to the lake. I was myself confused at the dead water junction, and, although I knew that the locals must be right, as it was their own river, I was determined to sacrifice every other wish in order to fulfil my promise, and thus to settle the Nile question absolutely.”

As they paddled up river “The roar of the waterfall was extremely loud, and after sharp pulling for a couple of hours, during which time the stream increased, we arrived at a point where the river made a slight turn. Upon rounding the corner, a magnificent sight burst suddenly upon us. On either side the river were beautifully wooded cliffs rising abruptly to a height of about 300 feet; rocks were jutting out from the intensely green foliage; and rushing through a gap that cleft the rock exactly before us, the river, contracted from a grand stream, was pent up in a narrow gorge of scarcely fifty yards in width; roaring furiously through the rock-bound pass, it plunged in one leap of about 120 feet perpendicular into a dark abyss below. The fall of water was snow white, which had a superb effect as it contrasted with the dark cliffs that walled the river, while the graceful palms of the tropics and wild plantains perfected the beauty of the view.

This was the greatest waterfall of the Nile, and, in honour of the distinguished President of the Royal Geographical Society, I named it the Murchison Falls.”

From Lake Victoria the Nile heads north.
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23 Days in Kenya: The Central Highlands And Mombasa

Kenya route; clockwise from/to Nairobi,down to Mombasa.

The route:

Nairobi – overnight accommodation. Travel: Matatu to Nakuru. 4 hours – 97 miles.

Nakuru x 3 nights – Visit: Geranium Seed Farm. National Park Game Drive. Travel: Matatu and Boda Boda to Bogoria Lake. 2 hrs – 70 miles.

Bogoria Lake x 1 night. Travel: Boda Boda to Baringo Lake. 40 mins – 24 miles.

Baringo Lake x 2 nights. Boat trip and chill day. Travel: Boda Boda and Matatu to Nakuru. 2 hours – 72 miles.

Nakuru x 1 night. Travel: Matatu to Nayahururu. 1 hour – 38 miles.

Nayahururu x 1 night. Visit: Thomson’s Falls. Travel: Matatu to Nanyuki. 2 hours – 72 miles.

Nanyuki x 2 nights. Visit: Equator Line and chill day. Matatu to Meru. 1.5 hours – 50 miles.

Meru x 2 nights. Chill day and Meru National Park Game Drive. Travel: Matatu to Embu. 3 hours – 62 miles.

Embu x 1 night. Overnight. Travel: Matatu to Nairobi. 3 hours – 80 miles.

Nairobi x 3 nights. Visit: Forest Park, National Museum, Railway Museum, & Nairobi Arboretum. Travel: Train to Mombasa. 6 hours – 292 miles.

Mombasa x 4 nights. Visit: Jesus Fort. Old Town. Haller Park, and of course the beach.

Flight to Entebbe in Uganda.

Pictorial illustration of route.

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An Uber Driver With Attitude

Among my friends and family, I am known as a “seasoned traveller”—a label that suggests competence, calm, and perhaps the ability to glide through a foreign country without batting an eyelid, murmuring phrases like, “Oh, I’ve done this many times before.”

This reputation is wildly inaccurate.

Despite decades of travel, I still feel quietly apprehensive before a big trip. The fear of the unknown creeps in—especially when heading somewhere deemed “non-Western,” where the rules are unfamiliar and my confidence evaporates. My brain immediately begins running disaster scenarios. Today was no different.

As expected, I slept badly. The kind of sleep where you close your eyes for eight hours but wake up feeling as though you’ve been negotiating with travel demons all night.

Still, I had a plan:

   •   05:00 – Wake up

   •   05:30 – The all-important (freshly brewed) coffee

   •   06:00 – Breakfast

   •   06:30 – Order Uber and glide serenely to the airport

Let me tell you now: I did not glide.

At 06:30 I ordered an Uber. Then I ordered it again. And again. On the first attempt, the driver rang me. Once. Twice. Three times. I didn’t answer. Then he arrived.

Instead of greeting me, he immediately demanded payment in cash. I politely explained that Uber does not operate like that.

He responded by shouting. At me. And then, for variety, at the hotel security guard standing right beside me. This driver’s response was not listed in the Uber app under “Driver Preferences.” Having delivered his performance, he left in a very expressive huff—presumably to shout at someone else.

I tried again to book another Uber.

The same driver accepted the request. I assume just to be awkward.

I cancelled.

Plan B: a boda boda (motorbike taxi). Unfortunately, it was fifteen minutes away, which at this point felt like an eternity. Time was marching on.

I tried Uber again.

Unbelievably, the same driver accepted the request. He was really starting to wind me up.

I cancelled again.

By now, my seasoned-traveller façade had fully dissolved. Enter the security guard—calm, efficient, and clearly well-practised at rescuing frazzled foreigners from early-morning transport standoffs. He arranged a car for me for 1,000 Kenyan shillings (about £6). No shouting. No drama. No existential crisis.

Just before departure, however, the angry Uber driver reappeared and resumed his rant exactly where he’d left off. This was getting tiresome.

The arranged driver arrived on cue and the Uber finally disappeared. We reached the airport well ahead of time. As it turned out, this was an internal flight to Nairobi—not international—so all that stress was entirely unnecessary, which is, of course, the essence of travel anxiety.

I boarded the first flight on schedule. Transferred to Terminal 1A in Nairobi. Everything ran smoothly. Almost suspiciously so. The next flight was the international leg to Entebbe, Uganda.

Seasoned traveller? Maybe.

Seasoned by experience, definitely.

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